Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.

Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.

by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

chris p bacon

A very important pig who is the greatest who has two wheels for his back legs

Have you seen Chris p bacon go?
Wow I wish I was Chris p bacon

by Chris P Bacon fan February 16, 2017

Baconify

To add bacon to otherwise baconless food. The act of doing this is baconifying.

I'm gonna baconify ur breakfast.

by Big Derek Big Time September 8, 2007

gay bacon strips

The term describes rainbow belt candy and was coined by the guys from the Epic Meal Time cooking show on YouTube. The term is most often yelled loudly, and only rarely used not in repetition.

"GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!
GAY BACON STRIPS!"

by nt22 July 4, 2011

bacon salt

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself

the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us

by reetle August 28, 2008

baconglide

using bacon grease as a sexual lubricant

While at my friends house I used baconglide on his mom, Debbie around 2am.

by D&W words March 14, 2010

Bacon Borrowed

When you "borrow" something edible/consumable without someone's permission, that probably, won't be missed, with no intention of ever, ever, giving it back.

Where did you guys get all these jello shots?

We bacon borrowed them from Hogtown last weekend when we visited them.

by AssTek November 27, 2012