Squash blossom

Excessive amount of foreskin

Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.

by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016

Pulled a Blosser

To be extremely over sensitive and self absorbed.

Dude I didn't go out to Oceano last night because he Pulled a Blosser

by Thats whats she said. November 27, 2010

sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.

you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

orange blossom trail

A road in Orlando Fl, that is in the main stay of violent crime and drug abuse in this tourist trap city's "ghetto"

Let's go pick up a ho'at obt

by Nick Maglio May 22, 2005

Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.

Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

baloism

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017