Blert

Windsurfing equipment.

Oh, the wind is awesome today, grab your blert and meet me at the beach.

by Bigboi6969699 August 30, 2018

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Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012

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Ballertastic

Just as the name implies, Ballertastic is a combination of baller + fantastic
Ballertastic is ballertastic.

That's all you need to know.
baller fantastic

"That car is ballertastic!"
"That babe is ballertastic!"
"That game was ballertastic!"
"My test score was ballertastic!"
"This video is ballertastic!"

by thatinsomniacguy13 August 26, 2013

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Blertch

Reaction to something you find totally abhorrent or disgusting

I read the definition of Rainbow Kissing and my throat and stomach went Blertch

by Picklypig July 15, 2016

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blerth

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
Alternate forms may include blerthage, blerthagio, blertha, blerths,

I shall blerth all the way to work today and blerth when I get home.

by theBlerthMan November 19, 2016

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Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.

"We were all having a good time until Blertus spoke" - said at a social
"You are a real Blertus" - said in response to what a Blertus said

by JakBlak69 February 8, 2018

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