blakenall

Blakenall, a area in the black country.
Rough as fuck no one has a job and the main fashion is lonsdale London tracksuits and hugg boots!

Stay away from blakenall you barmy bastard!

by Blakenall wolla December 28, 2016

Blake Griffin

One of the most hated NBA players because he will put you on a poster if you're not smart enough to get out of the way once he takes flight aka BG or BG32.

Pau Gasol got posterized so many times by Blake Griffin that he developed vertigo.

by biased nba fan August 8, 2014

blakeeey

something with crooked teeth, a jaggered jaw and loves myspace.

person 1: dude i'm thinking of getting myspace
person 2: you're such a blakeeey

by damnthis101 September 22, 2009

blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

by Blakes mom May 17, 2017

Blake roses

An incredibly handsome lad in a band of 5 named Oh Weatherly he always Looks as if he hasn’t slept and as if he is your local hobo

Omfg is that Blake roses

by It’s britany bitch July 11, 2018

Bajaked

When you look in the mirror and realise you have HUGE biceps

OMG IVE BEEN BAJAKED

by Suckysuckyyumtum;) July 28, 2018

Blake Wantannabe

A very large creature who can only survive in dark rooms. He must be accompanied by a xbox one at all times or his heart will stop. He also needs a surplus of food as if his consumption rate goes below 3467 PB&J sandwiches he will shrivel and die. He's a big fuckin bitch.

Chris: "Damn ese ur big as shit."
Blake: " I know im a Blake Wantannabe"
Jayden: " Holy fuck"

by ChriuFucksMaraih February 7, 2019