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Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips
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Bag of Dicks

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session
by Sangas December 6, 2022
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Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.
Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick
by Bagod September 26, 2022
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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
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