A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.
Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..
by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018
when a woman is on her hands and knees and you come up from behind and baste her meat with your sauce
when I saw Tammy washing the floor on all fours I suddenly had the urge for a backyard barbecue! Sizzlin' !!!!
by danno August 07, 2004
First, period sex to marinate the meat, then pull out and switch to anal for the grillin, then time to eat, a bloody poopy bj..mmm mmm mmm.
by Eohippus May 12, 2017
by Harizl March 21, 2008
I bought a huge bottle of KC Masterpiece at Costco for the backyard bbq I'm having later. The entire football team is coming!
by ZombieTentacles May 21, 2016
See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.
by Justin April 01, 2005
by alex angeloff October 16, 2007