Baby Goat

Christopher Michael Jenkins

A smaller form of a “G.O.A.T” ( greatest of all time)

Christopher is a baby goat

by Apriilmaayy July 14, 2021

baby grubbing

When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.

Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.

by babyGrubber March 2, 2022

baby gravey

male seamen

are you ready love here comes the baby gravey!

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

Baby gravy

Semen, baby gravy consists of large amount of passion and vitamin E

Yo bitch, im gonna load you with ma' baby gravy

by Evanzles June 19, 2006

Baby-Glommer

In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c

Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.

This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.

Adoption is for the need of child, not of the Baby-Glommer!

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

Baby Girl

A sexy slang word for what a guy calls his girlfriend, same with how girls call their boys baby boy

whats up baby girl? yous lookin fine tonite baby!

whats up baby boy? youre a seexy man!

by Brittany May 10, 2004

Baby Goggles

When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.

Mother: Isn't she beautiful?!
Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.

by Pseudo-Nympho January 31, 2009