Brosé

The Mexican version of broseph; anyone who is a bro from a Spanish-speaking country

Man 1: "Hey broseph!"

Man 2: "No hablo Inglés.."

Man 1: "Oh...Hola Brosé"

by glitchinthemind June 12, 2011

Broseidon

God of the Brocean

Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!

by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010

brosephorous rex

King of all bros, bras, bro-bras, and brosephs; regardless of sex, race or genus.

Derived from the Latin, "brosephorius" meaning bro, bra, or broseph; and "rex" meaning king.

After I saw that sick 1080 rail jam, I knew he was the jib show's brosephorous rex!

by B$Hoez October 8, 2006

Broseiden

King of the Brocean.

Also:
Father of Brodysseus.

Whoa man, I thought MY dad hated me, then I read about Broseiden in Bromer's The Brodyssey.

by Kev Dog Jones October 14, 2011

Brosefina

1. Female counterpart of brosef, aka bro.

2. Synonymous with broho.

3. Term for friend or sister, female.

"Check out the lift on that brosefina's truck".

by Slutty Seymore March 20, 2009

Brosef Goebbels

comes from the name Joseph Goebbels, a high ranking member of Hitler's third reich. It is a variation of the term Brosef except used when someone who previously was a Brosef started to be a dick about things. Similar to Brosef Stalin, but in a more sinister/asshole way.

Dude, just quit being a Brosef Goebbels, and stop threatening me with blackmail, it's not cool.

by ComradeLennon June 3, 2010

Bose

Speaker corp considered highly of by average consumers who have never compared bose to anything other than their $50 radio.

Speaker corp whose flagshit $3500 Lifestyle50 is outperformed by a $700 Onkyo model.

What gullible people buy when they have too much money to spend and not enough time to research.

A name who ignites flames in the hearts of audio enthusiast

A speaker corp who uses shoddy materials, overprices the product, and places displays and demos next to $200 models in order to sound decent by comparison

A speaker corp who uses 5" subwoofers in a $3500 home theater system (note: 5" does not a subwoofer make)

A gullible consumer magnet

Bose uses the same speakers for the $3500 and the $1500 model.

by OriginalReaper December 22, 2003