Burritorrhea

When the filling of your burrito falls out through the bottom of the burrito causing you to eat it with a fork.

Bill: Ahhh... the contents of my burrito just fell out!
Cody: Looks like you got burritorrhea!

by little c to the big L March 7, 2011

scotty burrito

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .

I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.

by philperkins August 15, 2018

Ussain Bolt Burrito

a burrito (typically from Taco Bell or Chipotle) that upon entering your mouth makes a world record run for your anus.

"Man, that burrito ran right through me."

"Ussain Bolt Burrito?"

"For sure"

by ThePxWriter April 30, 2010

New Orleans Burrito

Puking inside a girls vagina then eat her out after.

Hey Ishmael I just gave my girlfriend a New Orleans Burrito!

by Denny Mitchell May 7, 2019

california burrito

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by daasnescreek April 4, 2006

school burrito

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.

BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!

by b.issues January 15, 2008

Burrizza

A food that is either a burrito with pizza ingredients for filling or a pizza with burrito ingredients for toppings.

Man, that burrizza gave me wicked shits.

by jebus78 April 10, 2013