borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

Bjarki

An Icelandic man-beast.

"Is that a man or a mountain I see before me?" "No, it's Bjarki, the man-mountain"

by nisse09 April 5, 2010

bjorn

A really good-looking guy who is very irresistable and mysterious. He never says what he really feels, and is quite shy. But he can make you laugh and is really a fun guy to be with.

Hey, you are very much like a bjorn.

by nicbaxter May 13, 2010

borkii

Swedish slang for being retarded.

"Hey, did you hear what Harry did?"

"Yeah, he's such a Borkii."

by BriefcaseWankerr May 28, 2016

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Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

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The speech of Gabe the Dog

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by poyoride February 8, 2017

Bjarke

Bjarke is a boy's name with an origin in old Norse, meaning "Bear" or "Strong Bear", commonly used in Denmark. The key features of a Bjarke is, stunning looks, huge dick, a born womanizer, & generally the coolest fucker you'll ever meet.

"Bjarke is the sexiest man alive", or "Bjarke makes me so wet!"

by SquiddyFuck February 2, 2016