similiar to lazy bean but with more forceful undertones. A Lazy Beam can be head-on or a sneak attack. This menacing hand-to-face contact creates minor discomfort and is quite unsettling when the attacker's hand meets their prey's face and continues to rub their palm in an unrestrained, clockwise motion.
Maria got Tazim back for eating her burrito by sneaking up and plating a firm Lazy Beam on his face.
by K C August 19, 2007
Get the Lazy Beammug. by Frynlix February 14, 2019
Get the Lazar beammug. A sudden stare of death and hatred used on the male species by women. Usually initiated by something done or said "wrong" by a guy.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
Guy 1 :Watch what you say, she might pussy beam you.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
by Chris Ho December 10, 2008
Get the Pussy beammug. A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.
My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 6, 2014
Get the Cock Beammug. by noonenene November 11, 2015
Get the Steel Beammug. by o123 March 30, 2008
Get the Hyper Beammug. by Amy Walker February 2, 2010
Get the Wank Beammug.