Batista'ed

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

Guy 1 :Bro did you see Jayden's girl with Christ last night?

Guy 2 :Yea bro he totally got Batista'ed

by heugh6780 December 9, 2018

Batista Bomb

Oral sex given to or given by a barista.

Guy: how do you get a girl?
Batista guy: Pick her up, hold her close, Batista bomb.

by Delmigo December 13, 2018

Bautistanium

A newly discovered element with magnetic properties; has been know to attract females of all kinds.

Girls get a whiff of Bautistanium and go all crazy.

by 100percentpacketloss March 15, 2021

andy bautistaed

to have the results of a national election doctored so badly from the top that the guy in charge was impeached from his position and leaves the country and worse ignores his three sons.

The only way to prevent Brexit in 2016 was if the Labour Party andy bautistaed the vote.

by Cooper Aquino August 19, 2019

Batista

someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha

"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"

by batistabomb January 25, 2019

Batista's Dick

Something only xpac knows

"How big is batista's dick? Its like this fuckin big"

by ScottSteiner August 1, 2023

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021