batwomanshill

niche internet micro celebrity with metaphorical titties

batwomanshill is so hot

by notbatwomanshill September 22, 2022

Batwank.

The art of hanging upside-down whilst masterbating. Combined with wearing a frock that falls over your head adding to the experience of being "blind as a bat".

You ever had a batwank mate....

Batwank....seriously what the f is that...

Well it's......

by AKingscott1980 June 28, 2024

Batwank

Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)

Sure! Here's a copy of the definition example:

"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'

by PleasureLeisureaddict1 March 20, 2025

Inverted Batwing

Sideways fisting both someone’s pussy and asshole while falling out of a plane upside-down and wearing a Batman mask.

To interrogate criminals, Batman often employs the use of the Inverted Batwing.

by Mememaster76 October 9, 2017

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

Casting the Batwing

Casting "THE BATWING" Occurs on special occasions and festive holidays when one purches on a bed with the outer leg extending across to the adjacent bed side table. In an attempt to show flattery the male takes his BallSack in both hands and ---STRETCHES---it as taught as possible making his Sack appear semi-transparent. The light from the bed side lamp then shines through the BallSack casting it's glorious shadow upon the unsuspecting...

CASTING THE BATWING
I was feelin' O-SO-FRESH last night and decided I was going to take our relationship to the next level.. So I called my girl into the back room and stopped her short with "THE BATWING"....And there it was, shadow casting down upon her in all its vany glory!
A single tear rolls down her cheek as she replies "I Do!"

by DumpsterFire911 January 7, 2026