Bardockulanian

A man without name

I am bardockulanian — unnamed

by FingleBottom April 12, 2025

The Babcockis Paradox

In probability theory, the Babcockis Paradox, or the Babcockis Effect, concerns the probability that, in a set of

n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are Babcockis.

[phone]: Man, who are those obnoxious guys ruining this text?
[phone]: I am Babcockis.
[phone]: I, too, am Babcockis!
[phone]: I am Chris Burke, and therefor not Babcockis. I stood a high probabilistic chance of being Babcockis. The Babcockis Paradox states as much.
[phone]: Fuck you it's Babcockis
Trey: Hey yalllll!

by Youaaaeedduknowatizz June 12, 2017

Alicia Badcock

Someone who is an Alicia Badcock doesn't know simple definitions of words for instance Wass she used it as "I want to Wass you up" and shes deranged

Shes such an Alicia Badcock

by REGGAEFISH March 1, 2020

M. Babcocked

The Art of Snipering a female from unsuspecting men.

Tim and his girlfriend were hanging out at a party till Steve came out of nowhere and M. Babcocked my women out from under me.

The art of Cock blocking and stealing other guys women.

I hate getting Babcocked.

by yougotservedson May 26, 2012

I. Babcock

Long of abdomen, short of leg. Head of red, brain of computer. Drives a racecar slightly faster than a commuter.

I was making good time on my way to work today but I got stuck behind an I. Babcock texting while driving.

by LemonsRaceWinner406 January 30, 2025