Taco bail

Leaving an event or gathering in order to get some Taco Bell.

"Hey man, this party is pretty lame. Let's Taco bail."

by phagyna February 11, 2012

bail the canoe

when a woman takes a piss

Ann excuses herself to go bail the canoe every Thursday just before lunch.

by 2ibmdicks November 19, 2009

bail bondsman

at times your very best friend. one who always accepts collect calls from jail.

I need your booking number for the bail bondsman to get you out.

by purpaorchid March 3, 2009

Bro Bail

To bail on ones bro(s).

1.
Chris: Hey dude, you still want to go grab some grub?

Nate: Sorry man, change of plans. I'm just going to jack off to some gay porn.

Chris:...You fucking bro bailer.


2.

Scott: Ian, didn't Nate say he was coming to our kegger tonight?

Ian: No, he decided to stay in to watch the Gossip girls marathon with his gf.

Scott: Wow, what a douche.

Cory: He's like the unholy king of bro bailing.

by FortyLicks March 16, 2009

Tinkur Bail

a beautiful, sexy, smart female whos different from any girl n a positive way u will want to b wit her forevr

my chick is so Tinkur Bail

by K00lKat April 15, 2010

Sebastian Bails

Donald Trumps Son but no one could know because people will start 9/11 in 4/20. He tells People he puts on makeup but he doesn’t the skin that he says is real isn’t real that’s the makeup. He was born an Orange. The secret is out... He hangs out with under age girls

Sebastian Bails is a orange...

by AlyssaRoseeeee March 10, 2019

Reinstate bail

An neo progressive idea so radical that it eliminates smurglaries.

We want to punish people who engage in smurglaries. We need to reinstate bail so that smurglaries will deprive itself of oxygen

by Sexydimma January 12, 2022