borg assimilator

ride in the "Paramount Carowinds" theme park designed after the Star Trek series. Might break down after one gets 80% through the line. Might consequentially piss you off.

"I thought the borg were supposed to have advanced technology, but this ride always breaks down! Advanced technology my ass hole.

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

Borg

Borg, a term used for a person that takes extreme offence to the announcement of their last/surname.

"How does he get offended by what is written on his birth certificate? What a BORG!"

by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018

Borg

A Jehovah's Witness. Term employed by ex-Jehovah's Witnesses as a pejorative for a practicing JW, or to refer to the entire JW organization in a negative way. Derived from "Bible Organization," which the Jehovah's Witnesses purport to be, rather than a "religion," per se.

Ever since I got kicked out of the JWs, I dread running into a Borg I used to know on the street.

by Rod Brock October 4, 2005

Jared Borgetti

One of the greatest Mexican Strikers ever. 2nd most prolific striker in the world by 2005. and is the number one scorer in Mexican history. he played in the Mexican Futbol (soccer) leauge for awhile. until becoming the first ever Mexican born player to play in Englands FA Premiership. signing with Bolton. he is currently playing for the Saudi Arabian club Al-Ittad

Jared Borgetti scores another goal for Mexico!

by 9JBorgetti August 19, 2006

borg

Used as a synonym for The Microsoft Corporation. Windows XP SP2 is often called Windows XP Borg Edition, as it tries to assimilate all other software (or destroys it) as is the custom with the Borg. Also common with the borg, once you install 'Borg' edition, resistance is futile.

Windows XP Borg Edition f-ed up my PC, yo.

by Former Presidential Candidate Bob Dole January 16, 2005

Borguesse

A short person, often moderately emo, and is no longer suprised when asked what her favourite flavor of moustache is.

A:She's so short and emoish
B:Dude, she's a Borguesse

by Firerick August 30, 2010

Borgus Water

Borgus water is pretty disgusting, it is in the borgus lake, only chads are physically able to withstand borgus water. Borgus water is in the swamp, where shrek lives, it's also the green water in your sink

"Did you see how gross that water was?"
"Yep, looks like borgus water to me."

by levimeows October 19, 2021