Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.

"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"

by rperazag June 30, 2010

Anonymous Tip

When you have sex with a police officer while wearing a mask.

Kyle: "How'd it go last night? I heard you got pulled over?"
Phil: "It went okay. I got a warning and then have her an anonymous tip."
Kyle: "Nice"

by adogc95 April 24, 2017

Dickheads Anonymous

A group for people who are in denial about being a dickhead but has been forced to go to meetings.

"Hi I'm Aaron, and I'm a dickhead."
"Hi Aaron."

by Lady D November 26, 2003

anonymous sex

Sexual encounters between two or more people who do not know each other, who have not been introduced, and often, who never learn each other's real names. Among gay men, practiced at sex clubs, parties, and bars, or arranged by placing or responding to online casual encounter ads or in online chat rooms.

Carol only sleeps with guys she's met socially, but Alice prefers the thrill of anonymous sex.

At the bath house, I had to explain to my buddy Ted that anonymous sex is the norm; most guys get freaked out if you walk up to them and ask for their name.

by r2lee July 24, 2009

Acronymous Slang

The shortening of common sayings by using the first letter of each word, and then presenting the letters in its abbreviated form. It is frequently used in the emails, the text messages, and/or references to the rockin' bands.

I can't wait to listen to the BTO (Bachman Turner Overdrive). The TCB (Takin' Care of Business) is one of my favorite songs of all the time. If you disagree, I will LOL, my friend. DYCTDOM? (Do you catch this drift of mine?) If not, my use of the acronymous slang might be confusing you. In that case, MAMF (My apologies, my fried).

by Roadside Jesus February 23, 2008

sexaholics anonymous

a great place to pick up chicks

the main character in the book Choke goes to sexaholics anonymous meetings to pick up chicks

by deadprez92 April 1, 2007

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010