automatic bye

An "automatic bye" comes from the world of sports. It means that a team earns a good enough record to advance in a playoff or tournament without having to play another team. In other contexts, it basically means leapfrogging over a step in a process.

She landed that job without even having an interview. It was an automatic bye.

My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.

by artemis1968 September 11, 2013

automasochist

That one guy that keeps taking on the most hopeless, tragic, unnecessary, tragic cars and tries to revive them into "what they should have / could have been". Aka money-pit cars

There's Tom, at it again. Putting a 5 cylinder engine into a VW Fox. Truly a question no one asked. He is a devout automasochist.

by rdavidz December 20, 2021

Autocannibalism

the practice of eating oneself. Minor Examples include: Fingernail-biting that develops into fingernail-eating is a form of pica. Other forms of pica include the compulsion of eating one's own hair. Forced self-cannibalism as a form of torture or war crime is not uncommon.

In the film Spaceballs, one character named Pizza the Hutt (a parody of Jabba the Hutt) is revealed to have committed autocannibalism while locked in his car with no other food sources.

by Colonel Chicken McNugget October 4, 2009

autoanilingus

When somebody licks (or rims) their own anus.

Facts:
-It DOES NOT taste bad if you do it right! It actually tastes pretty good according to most.
-It feels "amazing". In this case it is a form of masturbation.
-Autorimming IS POSSIBLE via backward or further forward contortion. People who can perform autofellatio can possibly do this!
-Autorimming can cause problems (some due to the extreme contortionism and others due to that the anus wasn't clean). So use caution and any pain is a bad sign!

This would be classified as the higher personal goal for men by most then autofellatio because it apparently feels better.

These words DO NOT REQUIRE a hyphen (like auto-fellatio can be autofellatio).

This also does not make you gay. Not even bisexual. You remain the same sexuality.

1# Can you perform autoanilingus?
2# Do you mean autorimming?
1# Same thing.
2# Yes, It feels amazing.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesStuff October 16, 2011

Browning Automatic Rifle

Also called a BAR, the weapon served as a sqaud automatic rifle for US forces as well as its allies through World War Wwo and the Korean War. First issued in 1918, it was designed for assaults on entrenched positions to help break the stalemate of World War One. It took .30 caliber rounds and was a gas-operated, magazine fed, aircooled support weapon.

Those faggot Krauts were blown apart by the heavy .30 caliber BAR rounds.

by JRT October 6, 2003

autobahn

The autobahn is the german word for highway. On the most german autobahn roads is no speedlimit, u are allowed to drive as fast as u like. It usually has 3 lines on each side.

Im driving on the autobahn.

by killom November 4, 2004

V Automatic

New patek hit 'em with the V automatic

Yo they must not know that I be thuggin. I'm finna hit em with the V automatic

by selcitseT August 9, 2023