Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.

She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.

by St4ph12 October 14, 2010

Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010

Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!

Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"

by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021

Semi-automatic lonely boy

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad

Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy

by Haji Stardust August 1, 2019

automathically

According to Vi Hart, something in nature that happens, not because of chance or some greater plan, but because there is mathematically no other way that it could happen, because it is bound to happen.

All that these flower bits are doing is growing where there is most room for them. The rest happens automathically.

by Feuermurmel January 25, 2014