astrology

bullshit

girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb

me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

Astrology

Astrology is a thing that some people use to blame their terrible traits and personalities on instead of taking responsibility of their actions. What happens is that you find a constellation out of 12 or 13 depending on when you search for them, based on your birthdate and there's also elements and "cusp" signs and other planetary stuff which is ridiculous.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: Well of course i'd cheat on him, mercury is in retrograde.
Girl 2: IK right, your Ophiuchus energy is showing girl!
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Is this what astrology really is?
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Not really but this is how some people do it, not everyone is like this
Guy 1: Phew

by Dim555 April 18, 2024

Astrology

BULLSHIT

ASTROLOGY IS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULSHIT

by Godspeed_Dat_nigga November 9, 2022

Astrology

Basically Alpha, Sigma, Beta for woman. It's all fake. If you think that your "Sign" applies to you, that's because the description for all of them is stuff you already thought about yourself. Trust me, you think your a sagitarius, but you would think that you were every sign no matter what you actually were like. Stars have nothing to do with a persons personality, and neither does birth month. Please tell how the fact that I was born in January and the stars look like a fuking cat or whatever, makes me a different person than I would be

Uneducated hippie: Oh my gosh, your such a cancer
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake

by Henry Penna September 30, 2023

astrology

The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."

Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.

Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!

by why are russian girls so cute August 14, 2025

Astrology

Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.

TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?

by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022

Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax

by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022