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Astrology

Basically what month you were born it has its own sign called a zodiac sign but its also called astrology.
" Person " hey dude guess what!
" Me " yeah?
" Person " my zodiac sign is a Capricorn!
" me " oh cool im a scorpio but its not only called but its also astrology!
" Person " cool!
by LizardPro X March 25, 2021
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an excuse girls use to date guys on a specific birthday. in jeremiah 1:7 it says "I knew you before you were born" This means that god already knew their personality before they were born. Also, wheres the evidence?
Hobo 1: i like you. wanna go out with me?
Hobo 2: whens your birthday?
Hobo 1: June fiftee-
Hobo 2: EWWWWW YOUR A GEMINI GET AWAY FROM ME
Hobo 1: damn astrology sucks
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2024
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astrology is nothing but useless brainrot
by glubglubglubglub August 2, 2025
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The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."
Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.

Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!
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Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Do you want to attract a women? Very well use astrology shit. They'll fall for that shit. Just make up some shit about scorpion is like this blah blah blah. Believe. To me most woman fall for that.
Idk how to attract her

Oh lemme use astrology to do so
by nigga of 1800 June 23, 2023
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The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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