Inverted Astronaut

While a man & woman engage in anal sex, the man places an empty fishbowl over her head. Just before he finishes, he pulls out and comes on the bowl.

Also known as "Assfixiation."

"Hey Mary, why is your face so blue? Did you just do the Inverted Astronaut?"

by Twinlobe September 23, 2008

Astronot

Derogatory term used by flerfs (flat earthers) to describe astronauts.

Flerf: Those astroNOTS are suspended on wires on the fake iss!
Me: Really? Where are they?
Flerf: ...good question.

by IDEMANDSUCC July 30, 2021

Squirly Astronaut

A mixed drink inspired by the epic journey of the Astronaut.

Taking a glass you mix.

1 Part Vodka

2 Parts Pom Juice

1 Part Redbull

1 Tablet of Airborne

A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil

Shake, then ad ice to chill.

Get ready for a ride!

Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.

Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".

Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!

by A Man of Few Words November 25, 2010

Dick Astronaut

Phrase coined by Philip Defranco.

1. One who boldly sticks his dick in new and adventurous places.
2. One who engages in anal sex.

James: We all know that one guy who's tried anal sex, right?
Patrick: I imagine that guy has to feel like a dick astronaut, he's gone where few men have gone before.

by Aldridge517 March 12, 2013

astronaut

Someone who is amazing in bed (sex).

God, that man is an astronaut!

by Jaline January 28, 2005

astronaut dirt

After you eat a girl out, she craps in your mouth and then you throw up on her face.

We had to spray lysol in our apartment room for days to get rid of the stench left over from the last time I gave Cheryl astronaut dirt.

by Drew123812937190 August 30, 2006

Astrotska

A imaginary country in a game called Papers Please.

Glory to Astrotska.

by is me fan of ton game xD lol February 2, 2019