asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

assmen

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

assmehonker

one who pinches ones azz while fucking

shawn ur such an assmehonker!

by brittany and ashley March 5, 2004

Assmellond

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video

I just got Assmellond

by Haevaof June 10, 2018

assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).

Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.

by adzling21 August 18, 2010

ASSMALLOW

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.

Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!

by CAPS July 4, 2016

Asselina

Beautiful girl. Shy at first, exiting when you get to know her, intelligent. She's a Bad Bitch but doesn't show it. She's the loyal, loving, caring friend. She's the mom of the group. Can be freaky sometimes. Doesn't admit she has feelings for someone she is in love with

Mom: Asselina do you like this boy?
Asselina: maybe yes, maybe no, You will never know

by Bad bleep ;) January 24, 2021