Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009

Research assistant

Bellboy and washing machine of a professor.

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.

by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022

Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).

I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.

by TheCommunistSpiderChairman June 1, 2021

shes just an assistant

like father like son

Adrien: Marinette... shes just a friend
Gabriel: Nathalie shes just an assistant

by YourLocalNewbie September 8, 2021

Dental Assistant

The hot chicks who clean your teeth.

I don't mind that your hands are in my mouth as long as your boobs are in my face, Ms. Hot-Blonde-Dental Assistant-Lady.

by Stefaniejinelle February 18, 2009

Assistant Ninja

Holds and sharpens the many long objects a ninja happens to carry

" Ah ye, assistant ninja ho' fo' u"

by Rah nigga May 13, 2005

Carpenters assistant

to give someone fallatio while they operate a power tool

Patty gave joe one hell of a carpenters assistant last week

by Gootee Root October 13, 2011