executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.

The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.

by button pusher March 19, 2011

Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'

Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!

by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011

assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

assistant pimp

The innocent bystander whose friend happened to be pimping some skeezies when he got busted by the 5-0.

He was the assistant pimp, because he was gonna give her a ride to the hotel.

by Anton Jabbar April 29, 2007

Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 3, 2021

Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009

Medical Assistant

The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.

Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!

Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.

Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.

Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?

or

Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!

Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?

by mad smart June 29, 2012