assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

Assforcement

Assforcement

When someone has a behind so large and beautiful it is required by society's laws to worship said behind. People with glorious booties are known as trained officers of law assforcement

"bro look she's a trained officer of law assforcement"

by Stormy Brimstone December 18, 2025

Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.

"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"

by Boxjellyfish May 9, 2017

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

cyrus assfart

tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him

Cyrus: I'm soooooo chopped I'm gonna in game

Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!

Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!

Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!

by t0tallyfunb0x August 8, 2025

What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison

1. When a completely random set of people find themselves hanging out together and a third party decides to comment on their unusual outing

2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other

1. “Becky! Did you see them having dinner the other day?”

“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”

2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)

by JennyBea November 19, 2019