Assette

Assette is a person who hates being referred to as ass-ette, a person who is awesomely weird and is one of a kind, is quite short and funny.... She is also a massive weeaboo

Guy 1: wow that chick is such an assette.

Guy 2: woah dude that's mean, she's more of a goddess

by Pags1243 August 20, 2016

asetsan

Asetsan

is one hell of an idiot who’s always insecure about everything

Asetsan got that thing wrong as always

by LAURYN Sharma May 30, 2020

assetuary

In relation to an asset or of assets in general.

The landlord made an assetuary gain when they reclaimed the forgotten sofa.

by julijuif November 19, 2022

Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

by Sexydimma December 27, 2021

asset

Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".

Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."

by M-Sizzle Brindizzle December 29, 2008

men's asses

1. an expression you say when your tired, pissed, or have tourettes. coined by tourettes guy himself. Can be used instead of shit or fuck

2. the gluteus maximi of more than one man

the test is tomorrow? shit! and we have to write 3 essays! men's asses!!!

those two men have asses, they are men's asses

by tourettesguy327 December 16, 2009

Asses up

Asses up is a game played in parks, schoolyards or anywhere kids can find a large flat wall to throw a ball against, like the one in Buchmuller Park in Secaucus. The ball of choice is a sponge ball or “spongie,” or even a tennis ball. Basically, you have 2 or more kids throwing the ball against the wall and each person has to catch the ball. If you drop the ball 1 or more times (depending on the rules established), you have to put your ass up against the wall to be beaned by each other person playing the game. Sometimes, the guy throwing the ball can call out someone’s name and that person has to be the one to catch the ball. If you fail to catch the ball, ASSES UP! The game is a lot more fun if you play with fat kids who aren’t quick enough to catch the ball. Plus, their butts make great targets.

Kid 1: We are going down to Buchmuller Park to play Asses Up, are you in?

Kid 2: Be nice when throwing the ball at my butt, Dr. DeAngelis just gave me a shot of penicillin.

by shredder666 August 19, 2011