ass-hat

The act of crouching repeatedly over a dead opponents head while gaming, thus demoralizing said opponent with much pwning.

Pwner: *Bang*
Pwned: *Dies*
Pwner: *Crouches repeatedly over dead body*
Pwned: *Witnesses Pwner's ass repeatedly bouncing over head*, "Damn, I got ass-hatted."

by ShocKWavE686 December 26, 2007

ass hat

The lesser version of 'ass goblin'.

Man, that dude is such an ass hat.

by Kismet January 29, 2003

ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 19, 2003

Ass Hat

A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.

"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"

by UmmmHello?! October 14, 2012

Ass Hat

A condom(jimmy hat) for use with the buttocks. Esp. a form of protection worn during anal fisting.(Although usage is appropriate for other forms of ass-play).

Dear, before you stick your hand up my butt, be sure to put on your ass hat. Anything less would be unsanitary.

by wh@tevAr August 11, 2008

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017

Ass Hat

To sit on someone's head after one has had sex.

Whoa! I wasn't expecting the ass hat after sex!

by C-Diz December 23, 2007