A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.
On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.
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a kid that plays xbox like a boss. He is always talking to beautiful girls. a hilarious guy that can make a joke out of anything. He enjoys watching the Hills have thighs, as well as listening to minority by green day. he is a star.
Also a term used to describe a new age super man that likes to slap asian kids with penguins.
Also a term used to describe a new age super man that likes to slap asian kids with penguins.
Alexis," Who is that?"
Mckenzie," Thats armando."
Alexis," do you have the strange urge to make out with him too?"
Mvkenzie,"yes."
Mckenzie," Thats armando."
Alexis," do you have the strange urge to make out with him too?"
Mvkenzie,"yes."
by Armandolover October 26, 2011
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Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
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"What a john patrick amadori!!"
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