black apples

When a chick has been drinking for a couple of day's, and engages in anal, looses control of her bowels, and deficates on you down to your testicles.

I bagged a drunk chick in the ass, she lost it and gave me black apples.

by John Jets June 11, 2006

apples

Slang term for breasts.

Hey sexy, nice apples!

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

Criss cross applesauce

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

by singstar319 June 19, 2011

Black Applesauce

when a fat black man shits in a milf's mouth and then duct tapes it shut slaps her in the face with his penis and farts in her nose while going down the road on a public bus.

you shoulda seen what i did to that bitch avory on the bus that black applesauce was awesome!

by funnyman156687898 December 12, 2010

Applesauce

1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.

1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.

by cupajoe April 6, 2010

black apples

1.a racist term agianst a african-amercian's balls
2.another term for watermellons

Ex1:Guy:wanna have sex? Girl:no I dont want your black apples!

Ex2:guy1:yo go fetch me some black apples from the produce junction
guy2:ok

by Big_DICKtionary254 June 19, 2009

the green apples

diarrhea; short for "the green apple splatters." Can also be referred to as "the green apps."

Ugh, I had the green apples all night last night.

by catjackson October 16, 2008