McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021

Apple Pie

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

by We are ONE June 11, 2011

apple pie

to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.

ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie."

FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"

by xxTV82xx February 22, 2011

apple pie

Deviant's sex toy.

Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)

by aereilly August 3, 2003

Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

by anonymous January 6, 2004

apple pie and the shoe bangers

Music group consisting of union members EZE and Evan.

laura cant wait for the new apple pie and the shoe bangers cd. (coming probably never)

by little cactus November 6, 2003

Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020