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André

André is a lovely guy. He can be sometimes a Donkey, but after all you love him. When you are together with him, he looks like a Zombie, but when you are all alone with him, you know something going to happend. They love to be virgins playing games like Fortnite and Fortnite, because they don't know any other game. They always have an annoying brother that just anoy André's. They are not the best in love, but it's true that they have the smallest dick. They can be ugly and beautiful, but most of the times they are half-half. They are Gods in bed, only on sleeping, because in other stuffs they are noobs.
Oh my god, André is such a nice guy!
That's a lie
by Skylx November 23, 2021
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Andrés

He's a hot person who every girl has had a crush on. He usually wears his shorts low and is really funny to everyone. Teachers usually scold or scolded him and he got in a lot of trouble but he is a beautiful soul trapped in a beautiful person. You never regret meeting an Andrés. He is the bet guy friend you can have. If you know an Andres you're REALLY lucky
"Whaaaat the heeeell Elisa, you had a crush on Andrés???"

"Shut up Roby. Every girl has had one ok him. Even you!"

"True, true. But not anymore, he is all your because I actually heard he has a crush on you."

"I WOULD DIE. YEAAAAA I LOVE HIM!"
by Maialen May 13, 2017
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André

Known for his fortnite earnings in his youth age, André stands out for a lot of skills, such like: business, fifa, sense of humor, flirting, and of course his photographic memory.
Being Gullit GANG, André never skips a triceps day and bulking is already a routine.
In the friend group, he’s the the prettiest, the smartest and the ones who carrys the cod lobby.
Usually comes from a family with a great legacy in business’s like oil and slavery.
Whose that slave?
-Oh, it belongs to master André
by Romeo55 November 21, 2021
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André

André, name of the Swedens most sexiest people in Sweden is named André.

André is always a successful person and gets a lot of pu$$y.
André is a successful person.
André getting all the girls.
by definitelyn0tandr3 November 24, 2021
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André

Name comonly used to describe a Brown king,well endowed,strong ,handsome,leader of men.
André knows his shit,they say he spits chocolate thunder.
by Rickkyy tgewize November 22, 2021
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André

Contrary to popular belief, the name André means a stinky Indian twink who like Kpop and lets girls fuck him.
Bro, that ze/zir looks like an André!
by andrethetwink April 23, 2022
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André

André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.

Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock
Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.
by SeggsyFeebas69 November 22, 2021
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