possum people

1. The collective of people from the backwoods, swamp regions, country, or otherwise rural areas that possess possum-like attributes, i.e. long frame, thin face, close eyes, and long nose.

2. Those that might possess the physical attributes of an inbred population.

3. Those that rarely enter heavily populated areas, only purchases beer and ammunition, and quickly retreats to their native area.

1. "Squirrel season must be about to start. All the possum people are in town."
2. "They're married, but they look like siblings. They must be possum people."

by Little Pequaywan December 8, 2015

Possum up

A phrase that can be used two different ways. You can use it to tell some to be laid back about something. Or it can be a way of saying hunker down and get it done.

Mom: You're not supposed to be playing video games on school nights.
son: come on mom just possum up.
Example 2.
guy 1: I have a lot of work to do tonight.
guy 2: I guess you'll just have to possum up and get it done.

by Buck Jay April 17, 2020

rat possum

Rat possum

First you take the rat then add a posom, then it becomes really awesome.

Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Is it rat or possom, I don’t know

I’m making this up as I go
And If the merging doesn’t work
Then they’ll both start to smirk
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-oo. h)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the rat doesn’t cooperate
Turn it into wire that is great
Rat wire! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the possum isn’t awesome
Then hit it with a blossom

Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
RAT POSSOM! (cha cha cha)
Thanks for watching this random thing
Subscribe and hit the bell a-ring-a-ding-ding
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first you take a rat, then a possum, then it becomes freakin awesome. This is called a rat possum.

by daddycomebackwithmilkyplz June 3, 2021

possum poker

australian; aussie; no particular attributes, except their ockerinity

"have you spoken to the possum pokers about that yet?"

by dennis-mcgavidy April 22, 2006

awesome possum

A word which means the same as 'awesome', except that by adding 'possum' at the end it sounds waaaay more awesome. Just because it rhymes. Contrary to its name, it has nothing to do with possums at all, and is just there to make it sound more interesting e.g. Liar liar, pants on fire.

Zak: "Hey dude, do you remember Sisqo's Thong Song?"
Caleb: "Yeah man, awesome video eh?"
Zak: " "Yeah man. Awesome possum!"

by ah leb September 2, 2010

Possum stomp

Slang for "opossum stomp".

Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.

This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.

"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.

by Andrew Blevins October 18, 2008

possum text

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser

uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner

by crcguy October 18, 2010