by DaLateNiteAquaMonsta December 21, 2010
The act of squatting ceremoniously in a large body of water - preferrably near an overpopulated beach - and proceeding to drop a deuce. Or in laymans terms...take a shit.
by JacqueChambe November 28, 2007
An aqua cow is an underwater cow...its main features consist of very large lips, thick ginger eyebrows, large ears with twelve inch hoops attached. ten legs, a fin on its back. It also has a gill on its arse, this gill is used as a blow and propulsion as the power of the water produces enough power for this species to travel 60 knots underwater. Its main food consists of algae, corral, and 20 stone humans.
by Dane Thomas February 25, 2008
its when you take a shit in the ocean. Usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.
dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food fuckin' got to me. Thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest fucking aqua turd in the world.
by kieran May 07, 2004
A water bong.
A marijuana pipe with water (aqua) which allows for the conscious altering effects of smoking pot (the state of the Buddha/enlightenment).
A marijuana pipe with water (aqua) which allows for the conscious altering effects of smoking pot (the state of the Buddha/enlightenment).
by bespectacled October 19, 2010
Man 1. Look at that bitch over there! She hot
Man 2. Yeah she fine as fuck, Ima holla at her
Man 3. Fuck outta here, Ima take her behind the club and Aqua Man that hoe
Man 2. Yeah she fine as fuck, Ima holla at her
Man 3. Fuck outta here, Ima take her behind the club and Aqua Man that hoe
by Munny August 22, 2007
Rare and unattainable animal. It has the characteristics of a couger, yet is able to fly as well whilst maintaining couger like speeds.
They dwell near small bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might jeopardize the Aqua Couger heritage.
It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
They dwell near small bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might jeopardize the Aqua Couger heritage.
It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
Dear Franklin,
I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to accommodate it.
Sincerely, Captain Strokenit
I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to accommodate it.
Sincerely, Captain Strokenit
by chewbaccaontherocks June 30, 2011