Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
Get the Edie baboonmug. A guy with bad facial hair and a really bad sense of style. His shlong is usually small and petite. He likes using words like "shlatt" and "dick", probably because of his deep fascination with them.
by bigbackflippingpanda January 4, 2025
Get the Edismug. Another word for edibles
by Table b11 December 4, 2019
Get the Ediesmug. Edis is hot, funny and a nice kind person if you have a Edis as your best friend you are so lucky because. They will always be there for you no matter what. And they are also pretty good on bed.
Girl 1: I have a amazing best friend!
Girl 2: Is it he or she?
Girl 1: He
Girl 2: His name is Edis isn’t it?
Girl 2: Is it he or she?
Girl 1: He
Girl 2: His name is Edis isn’t it?
by Sophie Rubi November 25, 2021
Get the Edismug. He has light brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes. He plays basketball. Center of attention in his school. Very attractive.He's the type that plays basketball on lunch break. Cares about his family. He's bad at math and loves saying "buddy" "bro" and "dude". He either has an Iphone 13 or 14. Lots of hot girls like him. Edis is strong and muscular. He has fluffy ish hair.
by DWARREY July 11, 2023
Get the Edismug. by EllieSoot April 26, 2022
Get the Edie Cookemug. How brown people say I feel bad for you but get over it. You figure out which specific brown people.
by lawlietea October 3, 2022
Get the edi wowmug.