ss alto

A fucking fat ass that is addicted to playing fortnite and can't go 1 hour without playing it.

Person: I'm bored of Minecraft.
Me: You only been playing for 5 minutes.
Person: I just want to play fortnite.
Me: Stop being a fucking loser SS Alto.

by A Kind Gentleman December 7, 2019

Palo Alto

Rich Bay Area city, close to stanford. Everyone drives a Range Rover or a Benz. Everyone lives in a 2 story mansion. Every nieghborhood is upper class except for Greer Park. It is filled with over crowded low income apartments. I live by Greer and just driving by Greer Park I have seen boys who looked no older than 14 standing on the corners selling drugs. They wear those t-shirts that hang past their knees, possibly trying to conceal weapons, a lot of gang activity. Other than Greer Park, Palo Alto is a nice city.

Palo Alto is very wealthy , just avoid the Greer Park nieghborhood

by Starkesha June 17, 2008

Palo Alto

A lot of these definitions talk about how Palo Alto is rich, and how it's filled with ex-hippies turned Republican, and all that is true. What none of them mention, and what might be the very worst thing about the town, is its banality. Everything - from the style of the buildings, to the cars people drive, to the the clothes they wear, to the food they eat, and even the ideals they hold - is overpriced and bland, more show than substance. There's no art scene, nor even any venues for live music. Both Palo Alto and its sister institution, Stanford, have long made their bread by whoring themselves out to the federal government, doing R&D for defense and intelligence agencies. That's why all the hippies worth their salt left even before they got priced out of the place, and that is what people mean when they say, "Shallow Alto."

At least the CIA turned Ken Kesey onto acid while he was at Stanford, but I don't think Palo Alto can take the credit for that.

by celestius November 26, 2010

East Palo Alto Vagos

A big organization formed in East Palo Alto in the mid 1990's. Gang is a family gang by the GalVans,and SaaVedras, Medinas, and Gonzales. Vagos use Huelga birds to show there "racism" to blacks. they are also allies with the Nuestra familia, and the Rolison Rats located in Redwood City, California. They have organizations of this gang in RWC (RWV, Union City (VDG) EPA(EPA Vagos), Antioch (YOC V's), and Pitsburg , California (Burg V's)

Damn them East Palo Alto vagos are hardcore :)

by Mousie May 10, 2007

palo alto

A town where rich "moreopenmindedthanthou" hippies/yuppies inhabit starbucks and raise drug-addicted materialistic wiccan teenager girls who assault their mothers and don't go to jail because they're rich.

This town sucks.

Palo alto... sucks.

badly
badly.
badly.

by Downvoting Victim February 14, 2005

Palo Alto

WHERE THE PARTY'S AT!

THE COOL-KID TOWN!

A: Damn, I wish I was as cool as the Palo Alto kids. Plus, the East Meadow gang is so chill. They do it HARDCORE. I'm so jealous.

B: Well, I'm from Palo Alto.....

A: CAN I HAVE YOUR SIGNATURE?

by CHOCHOCHOCHOI'MCOOL October 8, 2011

Palo Alto

A town located in northern California about 2 hours away from San Francisco. It is stereotyped as a rich white neighborhood- because Jame Franco and other famous people were born there. Its two high schools are Paly (northern) and Gunn(southern). Do not be fooled by what people say, there are many ratty parts and homeless people wandering University ave. Watch out!

"Hey man nice car where do work?
Palo Alto.
Oh... that explains a lot"

by 2014paly November 25, 2010