altaira

A girl who loves Doctor Who, diving, and books. Quiet as she is, she's an amazing person, and never lets you down.

Person 1: Altaira finished another book.
Person 2: Back to watching Doctor Who again.
Person 1: Or diving...

by you KN0W who February 4, 2014

altar boy

A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".

my variation of altar boy is similar to simba, see simba in urban dictionary.

by Jill Costa April 8, 2007

Alstaire Tuohy

Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.

Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.

That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!

by Ultimo December 29, 2004

altar

A Panda Warrior which slays unholy beasts

Altar the Panda Warrior slayed the beast with his blade of destiny

by Super Ewok October 28, 2007

Astaire

A very intelligent being.

You're such an Astaire!

by eSouth March 19, 2005

alair

A girl who over reacts about everything. She is very dramatic, especially with relationships. The one good thing about her is she can help you shop for your girlfriend. Sometimes/most of the time she is a bitch. Sometimes she is nice though. If you ever find an Alair, make sure shes friends with your girlfriend.

"That girl freaked out when her boyfriend didn't respond."

"Ugh she's such an Alair!"

by puke.master.D May 31, 2016

Aldair

A person with an annoying personality and has a really small penis. He is also not very attractive.

"Aldair is pretty annoying today. "

by YaBoiMrSavage November 4, 2017