Alphonso

Sexually attraction to men

Mom i think im alphonso

by Usrursidt January 19, 2021

alphonsa.

a loser time n time again
a monkey time n time again
curry fanatic time n time again
thinks she is "black" time n time
is def. a default time n time again
in conclusion/summary a
thendi/pavum

alphonsa. is a timeless loser.

i repeat a pavum or a thendi.

alphonsa. is unexpectedly an emphatic form of a "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser"

by adfad December 14, 2008

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

The Alphonso Scale

A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!

Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!

by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008

Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.

"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"

by SirJoey September 20, 2014

Alphea

Alphea is a stunning name. The flower Lily is commonly associated with people named Alphea. The lilies are often described to girls, symbolizing beauty. Lilies are white like how she likes the color white that resembles her kindness. When it comes to Lily flowers, everyone thinks of the noble, majestic and proud beauty. And yes, the Lilies not only symbolize beauty and virtue but also pride, nobility, and faithful love like how Alphea is with her family, friends, and loved ones.

A lily never pretends just like Alphea who never lies, and its beauty is that it is what it is.

by call me a friend November 23, 2021

Alphonsus

His an extrovert. He loves hugs and he doesnt like it when you smile at other guys. He gets hurt easily but he doesnt shows it. He talks well in person than on text. Is very atheltic and tall. Finds short girls cute, his very well built. His very flirty and a showoff. A badass, dont get on his bad side, he will hurt you. A very protective boyfriend. Loves love letters and hates it when people make you cry.

oml i want a boyfriend like that he must be an Alphonsus.
His tall he must be a Alphonsus.

by anonymous March 21, 2022