by Signed-cup September 17, 2018
An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.
Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.
by ZitaB September 18, 2018
an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.
ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.
well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.
well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.
by ladybugbunny October 27, 2009
Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.
by tsukiatari August 04, 2014
Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020
Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.
by mbp4me September 27, 2013
Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.
The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.
by BelakayDub July 13, 2016