Almond boy

More soy than soy boy.

Used typically to induce hatred in target.
by Signed-cup September 17, 2018
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activated almond

An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.
Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.
by ZitaB September 18, 2018
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almond extract

an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.
ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.

well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.
by ladybugbunny October 27, 2009
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Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.
by tsukiatari August 04, 2014
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Almond Joy

To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.
Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020
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de-almondization

when an Asian chick gets here eyes de-almondized to look more Anglo
Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.
by mbp4me September 27, 2013
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Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.
The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.
by BelakayDub July 13, 2016
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