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Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023
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ALF Syndrome

When the Normal Voice Changes To ALF’s Voice.

It’ll Cause Your Throat To Be Lower.
1,200 People does have ALF Syndrome.
by MayDayMeh May 30, 2018
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ALF

Arms-Length Friend: a friend who's a really old friend, you've known for so long but is actually a low-key snake 'cause they do snakey ish. SO you can't get rid of them but you can't stay around them for too too long. Like they're definitely in the wedding party but, be careful cuz they may make a scene making it about them.
Scenerio 1

Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.

Scenario 2

Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
by MYPseudoMY January 28, 2020
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Alf

Squeaky Fart Should Let Out Forever like they stand.
Jackie: alf is kinda funny.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.
by MayDayMeh October 12, 2017
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Alf Layla wa Layla

When someone puts suspense but never finishes the story
Bro pulled of an Alf Layla wa Layla on us
by Sabar June 27, 2025
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Lucky and alf

Alf is the skinny queen and lucky is the fat noob
by elfviez November 7, 2020
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alfing it

The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.
Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?

Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017
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