ALF

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣

Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.

Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .

Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .

by StagKing236 April 11, 2024

Alf

Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.

Be an Alf, not a dick.

by sarahbridie September 07, 2019

ALF(S)

Annoying Loser Fuck(s)

“Dude you are an ALF”

“Those dudes were ALF(S)”

by PupaPupa March 28, 2021

ALF

Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.

Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.

by Young Satann December 27, 2014

Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party

You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.

by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020

ALF Syndrome

If Your Throat Will Be Sore And Cause Very Lower Pitched.
You’ll Changed To ALF’s Voice When Causing Throat Problems To Be Very Worse.

1,200 People Expect Richard had an ALF Syndrome.

by MayDayMeh April 27, 2018

ALF Syndrome

When the Normal Voice Changes To ALF’s Voice.

It’ll Cause Your Throat To Be Lower.

1,200 People does have ALF Syndrome.

by MayDayMeh April 27, 2018