Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.
by sarahbridie September 6, 2019
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ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.
by MayDayMeh October 12, 2017
Get the Alf mug.The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.
Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017
Get the alfing it mug.Arms-Length Friend: a friend who's a really old friend, you've known for so long but is actually a low-key snake 'cause they do snakey ish. SO you can't get rid of them but you can't stay around them for too too long. Like they're definitely in the wedding party but, be careful cuz they may make a scene making it about them.
Scenerio 1
Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.
Scenario 2
Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.
Scenario 2
Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
by MYPseudoMY January 28, 2020
Get the ALF mug.by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020
Get the Alf Garnett mug.A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023
Get the Alf Martin mug.Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023
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