Alf

The sweetest boy you will ever meet. He may be kinda shy at first, and he may intimidate you with how smart he sounds sometimes, but once you get in his circle of friends you’ll realize how lucky you are to be associated with him. Excellent partner. Great friend.

Person: Hey, guess what. Alf asked me out.
Friend: Oh my god oh my god ALF? Damn I’d never expect
Person: Me neither, but I’m so glad he did cause he’s amazing at being a good boyfriend.
Friend: I’m happy for you!

by littlemintbop October 14, 2018

Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party

You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.

by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020

(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face

My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial

by ccxzo September 1, 2023

Little Alf

Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent

Andrew’s mate: little Alf has a proper variety don’t he

by Lee the YG January 14, 2024

ALF

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣

Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.

Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .

Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .

by StagKing236 April 11, 2024

alfing it

The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.

Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?

Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man

by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017

Lucky and alf

Alf is the skinny queen and lucky is the fat noob

Hi lucky and alf you’re skinny queens

by elfviez November 7, 2020