Alden

The sexiest man with th biggest penis

Man, that alden. What a great guy!

by Blue44 December 5, 2017

Aldemar

The best captain and the guy with the biggest heart of gold. He's fucking stupid but he makes it up for it with his kindness. He's a man of his word and he'll do whatever he can to keep it. If you lose him as a friend or lover that's your lost. He's fucking amazing and athletic and just wild. Passion is his drive and you can see that he's a man who burns bright from his desires.

Person A: Do you know Aldemar?
Person B: The Himbo????

by Bluesnake November 21, 2021

aldahir

Aldahir is a very kind person, he is always there for you, he can be very gunny and also kind. Aldahir can be very sweet and romantic. Aldahir has girls after him but always has his eyes set on one beautiful girl.

Did you see Aldahir's new fit today? I think he's kinda cute, but he has a girlfriend.

by :) boo May 31, 2021

alden

is so hot ... i guess it runs in the family ... has the hottest cousin

oo i want that family!!!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Alden’s number

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.

Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”

by TheRealPitbull March 20, 2021

Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 19, 2010

aldeon

Sexy man, all the ladies go for him, tall, loves to have fun with people but shy at times, attracted to all carly's out there no matter what their spelling. Generous, kind, superr good looking but doesnt have internet that much. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like aldeon.

Aldeon- "did you see that sexy girl carly?"
Random- "yeah man, total score, you should go for it"

by sexybby12333 September 30, 2014