THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.
HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.
The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.
HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.
The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:
Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
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