In this corner, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 186 pounds, Tie...the Albanian Aggressor...DOE-MEE! And in that corner, also hailing from Windsor, Ontario, weighing in at 221 pounds, the National Hockey League heavyweight champion, Bad...Bob...PRO-BERT!
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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by SamBam27 May 30, 2016
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If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.
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