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Trans Alaskan Pipeline

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.
That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.
by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009
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trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.
Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.
by Se7en November 15, 2006
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Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.
Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.
by PR0XY July 19, 2009
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Double ended alaskan pipeline

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017
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Baked Alaskan Pipeline

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010
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alaskin pipeline

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.
I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass
by Benito mac October 2, 2007
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Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.
by chamelion June 27, 2006
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