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Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.
Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

Alaska Wrecking-ball 

When you smack a female with your ballsack.
"Dude you should of seen her face when I gave her an Alaska Wrecking-ball"
Alaska Wrecking-ball by mrballman August 16, 2011

Alaska Face 

The facial expression exhibited by non-Alaskans while a group of Alaskans discusses state traits in extreme detail.
Ben and Sarah were talking about the CARRS on Northern Lights; Maia totally got Alaska Face.
Alaska Face by ptarmaginheart January 25, 2010

alaska dan 

A male has sex with a female. After he is ready to orgasm, he pulls out and orgasms all over the female's face, grabs a handful of her pubic hair, tears it out from her mons, and sprinkles them on top of the semen.
I came all over her face, then gave her an Alaska Dan to top it off.
alaska dan by hexie311 November 9, 2010

Alaska Pipeline

Freezing a condom and shitting in it and using it to fuck someone in the ass
Did you bang her?
No, she only wanted a alaska pipeline.
Alaska Pipeline by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Alaska Lead 

An aviation slang for a lead who loves to teach other subordinates a good lesson. He will go and do whatever it takes and no matter the cost just to get a taste of that asshole. Avoid these guys in aviation, if he put it on his resume. It's probably a lie.
I was an Alaska Lead last night, I used a lot off butt holes. Oh well at least mines doesn't hurt.