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Airsoft vs Paintball

A massive flame was between players of two sports: Airsoft and Paintball. The arguments on the internet are very heated and fanboys are pretty much the entire population on both sides. Contrary to popular belief, paintball is not simply getting an ultra bright suit, and running around, there is such thing as woodsball, which is just as tactical as any airsoft game. Another common misconception is that airsoft guns are for fags who aren't manly enough to join the military. In reality, many veterans or current military servicemen play airsoft.

However, these two groups continue to slander eachother with the same arguments and will probably never reach a conclusion.
Paintball Fanboy: Hey airgay player, why dont you man up and get some welts playing paintball lol 1337 l33T s4uc3

Airsoft Fanboy: Because I dont run around shooting paint at other fags wearing spandex suits

Paintball Fanyboy: you just can afford paintball guns you poor ass pusssy

Airsoft Fanboy: You're just jealous fag

Sensible Person: Both of you are fags, shut up with your "Airsoft vs Paintball" NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK
by FidelAsstro April 3, 2011
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airsoft guns

kick ass bb guns that look like real m-16's and shit
i have a whole bunch of airsoft guns
by mark March 29, 2004
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Airsoft Failure

Anyone who fails at airsoft or airsoft related question...
Common variations include but are not limited to: Codsofters, Chairsofters, RichSpoiledKidsofters, DarrenWhitesofters, IThinkI'maSniperBecauseIHaveaUTGL96softer, and WannaBeRussiansofters.
These people can be very annoying due to the extensive amounts of ignorant posts on Facebook or other airsoft sites, these posts can be fixed with a simple understanding of how to use google or youtube.
Kid 1: "Hey guyz...I'm new to airsoft and I have $100, what gun from black ops can I get that shoots over 600fps??? help meh PLEAZ!!!
Kid 2: "STFU Airsoft Failure GTFO!!!
by Mr. Airsofter August 20, 2011
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airsoft vs paintball

A never ending debate/fight both on the internet and in real life between 2 sports: airsoft and paintball

Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other

Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns

Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Airsofter: Gayball ammo is so stupid that you can't even get 300 gayballs for 5 bucks

Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet

Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin

Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
by Evike August 4, 2011
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airsoft cop

A rented cop, security gaurd at the mall.
man that airsoft cop wouldn't let me skate here.
by Gary James January 17, 2007
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Airsoft sex

Sex that is a little bit uncomfortable for either party.
2. When your girlfriends neck is bent in an awkward way when she's giving you head.
3. Sex that is comparable to airsoft wars: just hurts enough to make you cringe.
Megan- I blew John but it was airsoft sex because my neck was totally uncomfortable.
Ashley- IKR Steven completely blew my mind and than suddenly it just got bad.
by See "Paintball sex" . August 3, 2010
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Airsoft Clique

A group of boys who get together and play Airsoft. Usually pretty high on the social food chain. They often whisper about when to meet, and who to exclude. They rarely let other boys into their clique. But when they do, the newcomer usually gets sucked in, talking about how "amazing" airsoft is.
Guy #1: We can't let him play airsoft with us this weekend!
Guy #2: I know, he's a weirdo.
Me: Ugh, you retards and your stupid airsoft clique.
by Elvira Misty February 21, 2010
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