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the aloha

A sexual move where one person pleasures a female by stimulating the clitoris with a movement of the thumb, the vagina by movement of the knuckles of the first three fingers, and inserts the thumb into the anus. A tropical variant of the shocker which requires more lubricant. Named due to the shape the hand creates which is the "Shaka" or "Hang Loose" symbol.
The shocker didn't get her going; so, I switched to the aloha. She went nuts after that!

Man, that girl was a freak. She had me aloha-ing all night.
by Smokin Jay March 26, 2010
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aloha experience

Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.
"Wow, that was a sweet laua, I am so glade I wore my grass skirt and had an aloha experience."

"Dude, I spilled Noni juice all over my pants, thank god I had my grass skirt because that aloha experience was mind blowing during that laua!!"
by Sattelite April 29, 2008
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Aloha

Some word every single white blonde thot says and shake they ass too and I’m not talking normal typical average thot I’m talking biggest school wide thot that slept with the whole football team and people 69 grades above them thot lvl and not just them every girls says it to think highly of themself of think they coo but in reality they don’t even know what it means
white chick blonde hair:aloha I yet yet big booty bitch” “yo dude it was so hard watching this last night with 1 hand on tik tok cuz the other hand had a barret .50 cal in my mouth on the trigger “
by Niggernigga69 November 19, 2020
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Aloha Turkey

basically a guy with an ENORMOUS FUCKING DICK that makes your left leg totally numb, oh and he's a cool guy too
by Aloha Turkey September 24, 2017
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Communist Aloha

Its the face that everyone makes when they get caught in the act of sex
I walked into jeff's room when he was banging Christie.They both gave me a communist aloha, then just kept going.
by YO CT! July 3, 2008
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alohan

term used to describe Hawaiian music. Can also describe Caribean music. Not normally used in context, only as slang
Billy: Is this Alohan music.
Bob: yes this music originated from the caribeans
by Chcikbaeger December 11, 2009
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Aloha Spirit

An excuse for cucking your friends and helping the enemy because your bored. Like scoring in your own goal in rocket league, or team killing. The idea of aloha spirit is to be nice to everyone, and welcome everyone, even your enemy.
"Dammit Jordan! Why are you scoring our goal?" "Um, excuse me John, I'm sharing the aloha spirit"
HairyMan22: Thanks for the free win bro YetiDude45: Just the aloha sprit brother
by rockaedward March 3, 2019
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