by EatShit95 June 30, 2018
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Friend: "I want to do something bad that I know is bad but enjoy anyways."
Other friend: "Cards Against Humanity, bitch."
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by thewadofpaper July 31, 2014
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A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
by Bitch Puddin' June 12, 2012
Get the I'm never drinking again mug.When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.
by Twizzler August 28, 2016
Get the Born again stoner mug.Said by his peers, when a guy helps out a girl, purely to increase his chance of having sexual intercourse with her.
The word Henry has to be replaced with the name of that guy.
The word Henry has to be replaced with the name of that guy.
Hot girl: Can you help me with my homework?
Henry: Yeah sure!
Henry's friend #1: Look, horny Henry strikes again!
Henry's friend #2: Wow, that guy is really desperate!
Henry: Yeah sure!
Henry's friend #1: Look, horny Henry strikes again!
Henry's friend #2: Wow, that guy is really desperate!
by lovemaker June 27, 2013
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Get the Make Urban Dictionary Great Again mug.Pretty much the greatest band of all time. And know to all of you "real punk" idiots, they are NOT emo. Listen to Survive, that'll show you
by Cam Reynolds October 18, 2006
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