Abysmal

shitty

"today was abysmal"
"today was shitty"

by Judas Longshore January 3, 2009

The Abyss

The state of mind you enter when you really like a girl but she doesn't reciprocate your feelings, or when you really like a girl but know nothing will come of it. This is a very dark place

Yo my nigga Larry snapped at 4 am crying about this girl he really into, Man was listening to X for hours. I think hes in The Abyss. Pray for a nigga

by GalacticLightN September 17, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is very insecure. a lot of people say she is pretty but she doesn’t believe the comments because she thinks she isn’t pretty. she compares herself to other people and makes herself even more insecure. but when you get to know an alyssa she is very kind and nice. she always finds a way to put relationships before herself. she will go the extra mile for you. Alyssa’s tend to be very lazy. you may ask her to go out and she would say yes and cancel last minute because her show started to get good or she’s just to lazy to get ready and go out. Alyssa is thicc but is very insecure about that too because she thinks that it makes her look fat. But guys fall for her personality and her looks because she is beautiful inside and out. When you get to know an alyssa very well she may tend to be very weird and funny. she may jump around and do weird things and say weird things in a funny tone. overall alyssa is an amazing person to keep close to your heart. she has the best advice and will always be there for you even if she can be a little of a sassy pants sometimes

Guy 1: yo look at alyssa over there

Guy 2: oh she looking hella fine today

Guy1: did you bang yet

Guy 2: i couldn’t even get close to her because she slapped me for asking

Guy 1: Damn let me try
Guy 1: wanna ..
Alyssa: *kicks him in the yk what*
Guy 1&2: WE UNDERSTAND

by YOLO=ya only live once February 27, 2019

Alyssa chan

A asian person with hella weird dimples that look like you drilled a hole into them and has a penis and a vagina that shows off how long and thick their dick is but actually a pathetic chode gets huge boner when he sees a person called jay and ejaculates out of the blue with hella ton of cum that fires like a gattling gun and doesnt have the foreskin on her penis

Random person Ew today i saw a girl with a penis and a pussy when we were getting changed in the changing room
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis

by yourshittasstegood November 19, 2019

Anyssa

The most stunning woman you will meet. With a heart made of gold, she spreads light and kindness everywhere she goes. Someone who is grounded and in touch with her Devine feminine power. She does not let the obstacles in her life stop her from doing what she feels is right. Anyone lucky enough to have an Anyssa in their life knows they have a true friend!

Have you met anyssa? She is one of the most genuine people you will meet!

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Alyssa

The sweetest, and purest form of pleasure. Sharing her bed is the most potent drug. She'll show you pleasure like you've never known, and bring you to heights that you never knew existed. The moment it's over, you want it again. The longer you go without her, the more you fiend for her.

She is the closest any living being will ever get to heaven.

Once you've had Alyssa, all you want is more.

by Alyssa'sMan May 16, 2019

abysmality

A seriously worse version of a dismality.

Guy 1: I lost my dorm keys and also locked my phone in my room so I had to sleep in the hallway.
Guy 2: So bad!
Guy 1: But guess what, the next day I woke up and realized I was on the wrong floor!
Guy 2: EXTREME ABYSMALITY for you!!!

by EADSGFPEA March 25, 2022